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1. I can objectively evaluate your home and list it for sale and guide you to a successful closing.
2. I can objectively evaluate and list the homes of your family, friends and enemies if you so kindly refer them to me.
3. I can refer any friends, family or enemies to a qualified real estate agent in other areas. (Just in case you want them close or far away!)
4. I can measure, market, stage, photograph and video the home to make sure every nook and cranny is shown to it's utmost potential. (and not show those not too great bloopers)
5. I can help you find your new home. I can drive endlessly searching for the perfect home and when I get lost use that time to show you the neighborhood, That includes building a new home too! No matter where!
6. I can provide market research to assist you in making a wise buying decision and walk you thru all steps of the process thru closing.
7. I can be depended upon to assist you after closing (no running away on my part!)
8. I can research facts and figures on values if you ever are just curious about the worth of your property or some other property.
9. I can recommend home improvements that will enhance your property or add value.
10. I can recommend home repair and cost saving services.
11. I can arrange for Santa to visit your house before Christmas. (only if you have been good) This is a bonus service!
The list is endless and only limited by not asking me questions.
So, the moral of this story is that perhaps now Steve Savmidollars will know to call me for any and all real estate needs. And if you are ill, bored, stuck at home or the office and you happen to read this in its entirety, you'll know what I do. Since I don't send out recipes, you will also know that I don't cook, but I do help anyone who breaths with real estate needs. (catchy phrase, huh).
Looking forward to being here for you and yours!
Patty, the Realtor